I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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