watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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