So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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