last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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