i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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