Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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