so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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