just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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