OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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