Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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