She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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