Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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