Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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