we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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