I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Semen is not good for contacts.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
