I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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