It's Friday. Sex?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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