got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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