i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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