Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize