It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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