: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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