Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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