the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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