Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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