i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
