I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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