So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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