my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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