He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
ttyl tear gas
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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