fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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