I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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