so explain again why im purple
no
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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