Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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