I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
