Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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