Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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