Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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