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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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