guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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