lets start a swedish sibling band together
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
All the doctor said was why
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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