How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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