weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My pussy is not your playground.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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