I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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