she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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