she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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