STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she was so not down for the gang bang
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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