no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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