Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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