i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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