Your tits are I can't wait for
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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