I'm really into asian looking animals
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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