I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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