I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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