how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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